California's Proposition 8, the Clinton-era Defense of Marriage Act, and the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy have all recently been declared unconstitutional by federal District Court judges. With blatantly discriminatory laws being struck down left and right, you would think it's a great time to be gay. Politically and judicially, things are getting better. However, socially, we have a long road ahead of us.
Why?
Because every homophobic asshole lives in a fantasy world where 1) they are sexually attractive, 2) every gay person finds them irresistible, and 3) gay people flirt via sodomy. Most of these whackjobs seem legitimately concerned that a gay person will victimize them. Only Jesus and maintaining heterosexual marriage can keep them safe.
Scientific observation: 99.9 percent of these people are wouldn't-fuck-even-after-a-fifth-of-whiskey-and-several-rufies hideous. To all the single-toothed rednecks out there, I speak on behalf of the gay community when I say, "ew."
There won't be true equality until we combat the over-inflated body image of homophobic hate-fatties. We need to impress upon them that no one, not even Jesus, wants to fuck them. They have a better chance of winning the lotto, while being stuck by lightening, riding a unicorn.
Next time you see one of these creatures, be sure to tell them this. Oh, and resist the urge to sodomize them, that'll just make us all look bad.
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